第三年第两百四十二天

[nnozomi]

语法
Still more measure/counting words (spoiling the answer to one of the questions, I had NO idea you could use 一打 for a dozen, the more you know)
https://mandarinbean.com/classifiers-5/
https://resources.allsetlearning.com/chinese/grammar/Measure_word

词汇
观察, observation; 观看, watch/view; 观念, concept; 观众, audience; 客观, objective (as in, not subjective); 乐观, optimistic 观察 guānchá, observation; 观看 guānkàn, watch/view; 观念 guānniàn, concept; 观众 guānzhòng, audience; 客观 kèguān, objective (as in, not subjective); 乐观 lèguān, optimistic
https://mandarinbean.com/new-hsk-3-word-list/

Guardian:
没有什么紧张是一根棒棒糖不能解决的，如果有，就两根, there is no tension that a lollipop can't resolve, and if there is, try two lollipops
我再仔细观察观察, I'll observe some more in detail
我知道你每天都在这观看, I know you watch here every day

Me:
我买的一袋无花果干都快没了。
他观众面前很腼腆。